If you’re talking Wilders, he only cares about homophobia when it involves Muslims

You’re doubting all major Dutch news organisations?

In Dutch, “haai” (shark) sounds very similar to “hi” (the English word), same for “hooi” (hay) and “hoi” (hi). Which leads to this hilarious comic I saw once where a shark meets a bale of hay ^{edit: somehow I typed bay of hale}

At least here in the Netherlands, there was a lot of commotion because a data centre tried to buy a windmill park meant to power households as their dedicated power source

Maybe they’re Dutch, there it’s only done for words that end in a vowel. Probably not though.

In Dutch we only talk about turning screws clockwise and counterclockwise

Sometimes you just have to feed the canal, you know?

Chips? Fries are patat or friet here, depending on whether you’re a heretic.