The fbi agent who wrote up the arrest warrant said it was a secret service agent
Well sure they’re the only sentient creature patient enough that wouldn’t sooner take their own life
I miss Google assistant… Now when got discount Google assistant as Gemini
Oh no the news was so breaking your phone!
“If we had known you were lying would admit you were lying we wouldn’t have done any of this how dare you!”
Part of the time.
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Monkey monkey monkey
How about “Rich people I’m jealous of?”
Yeah man, when I’m like 1+1=3 everyone is so fucking predictable saying 1+1=2, those stupid echo chamber nerds
Catamarans, caviar and coochie
Parachute
Just a billionaire “bungle”! Who in the world could’ve ever seen this happening and how could a billionaire POSSIBLY have the RESOURCES TO HANDLE THIS?!
Mfw agent 76 is holding them not attached to anything
Yeah I was just teasing you. That actually seems like one of the more fun ones here… Though there’s some frightening implications.
Oh no the big bang deatroyed all energy.
Nothingness.
"It’s not painful bro you just need to feel it for longer you’ll get used to it. Ow.
Complete eradication of STDs
It’s little ones like this that have such insidious implications.
Even without a evil genie rule… No stds.
Which means that sex has no touching
Or
Everything is super fucked up - bacteria/viruses/fungi can no longer transfer from creature to creature through touch… I don’t have the knowledgebase to even imagine what the results of this would be but I think somewhat catastrophic…
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Also wood would be dense as fuck. Damn.
It’s all everyone talked about sitting Trump’s reign especially about how he talked about Mueller