Won’t somebody please think of the economy?!?

Man, can’t have nothing!

Or…if she’s going to be a writer…she could learn to write.

Oof!

“The mighty tiger takes a drink at a favored watering hole.”

Isn’t the Chromium project still open source? I guess forking things and building from there doesn’t happen anymore?

I don’t even know how to use Android without Nova…

Why does nothing good ever last?

That’s very fair.

We literally refer to it as “getting Luigi’d”.

This was always the plan.

They only did the this to get their name in the news and get some people talking about them again to increase revenue.

The CEO is taking a position on the board.

This is the most important part of this whole “we did it, Reddit” moment.

This is entirely a PR move and not actually going to do anything.

Well, that would just be impractical, right??? I mean what purpose could there be in a register of people with the actual weapons, constitutionally-protected or not, that are most often used to murder dozens of people in a single sitting?

Next you’ll be wanting to use that registry to make sure that certifiable crazy people can’t get a modified semi-automatic rifle and possibly attempt to keep people safe. What use could that bring?!?

Sweet! When school lunch debt wasn’t enough for the kiddies, we’ll get them starting out life in debt one way or another.

Are you telling me that after buying that random $400 coat glimpsed in the last 4 years of N7 Day teases, there’s still nothing to show for it?!

Because that would be shady for them to be selling $400 coats that are “featured” in ME5 if this game doesn’t actually happen, and we know that game companies, Post-ME3 BioWare especially, wouldn’t lie to us!

But, I thought his boss was- Oohhhh!!!

A Google search preview from the official Barcelona Asus store “Asus by MacMan” has accidentally revealed what many feared: the ROG Xbox Ally X will retail for €899, while the standard model sits at €599.

These European prices translate to eye-watering figures globally, potentially pushing the premium handheld well beyond the $1000 threshold in certain markets.

Now, let’s all calm down. This is based on leaked data.

If I had to guess, Microsoft leaked this themselves so that they could gauge just how much we balked at the price, and then come down to something more reasonable, making the still over-priced unit look like a better deal in the end.

Until we see the actual device for sale at this price, let’s set down the pitchforks for another day.

Child endangerment is the Jedi way.

That’s why they are given laser swords that can cut through anything at age six!

I’m gonna drive my car…because that’s necessary, but I haven’t eaten meat (red, white, blue, whatever) for 20 years, so between that, not adding to the surface population, and not voting for complete jackasses, I think I’ve at least offset the driving.

https://aftermath.site/xbox-microsoft-layoffs-ai-prompt-chatgpt-matt