Not to worry. He’s going to be SLAMMED for this. Perhaps even someone will BLAST him. And since journalism is literal Pokémon moves now he might even be CONFUSED or HYPNOTIZED

For those who’ve haven’t seen it:

https://killedbygoogle.com/

Maybe a few more gold plated jets will do the trick

Yeah there’s a reason Anthropic was founded by basically the entire OpenAI research team in one go, I can’t imagine working under this guy

https://youtu.be/k7-F3_xDxqM

Yup but also, the idea of submarines providing rescue went out the window. Even the nazis were trying to rescue people at one point, and the allies attacked them after they broadcasted their rescue attempts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconia_incident

The US has the most powerful military in the world. This was just cruelty

using arch, btw

I am genuinely surprised at the amount of people in the comments who don’t realize this is satire

Less than half of Americans read a book a year

48.5 percent of adults reported having read at least one book in the past year

https://www.arts.gov/stories/blog/2024/federal-data-reading-pleasure-all-signs-show-slump

And my guess is the vast majority of those that are reading are mostly scooping books from booktok (literary smut) or something off the New York Times bestseller lists

Plus, it’s almost certain that this was Mossad cashing in their Epstein chips at the right moment so they could fire their huge strike but also pull the us alongside like “they did it too”

You can be certain Mossad has had this as a war plan for years and they finally got their payment from Epstein to sign off on it

“The politics are important because they might affect your investments”

Either that or they were deployed close enough to planned missile strikes, and deemed “acceptable loss” if the balance was killing the leader of Iran

Agreed, though 14 hours ago Sam Altman was like “we agree with those lines”

https://www.axios.com/2026/02/27/altman-openai-anthropic-pentagon

Then less than 24 hours he’s already struck a deal with the military. So it’s certainly giving overt praise to Anthropic, but at the same time here we are

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/27/tech/openai-pentagon-deal-ai-systems

Agreed. Also I specifically said dollars because someone trying to defend pedophiles got so flustered she referred to her king after her personal attacks failed an in honor of him completely threw out numbers in a market she clearly does not understand that are in no way helping those in the us that truly need help

but DIDN’T THE DOW BREAK 50,000 DOLLARS

Because if you say “we’re going to kidnap you” or something, that’s a legal threat but “maybe some consequences might happen” is deniable in court. The language is planned

If you’re using a fediverse client that doesn’t support links you should probably switch to a different fediverse client

Agreed and also rather than saying “Russia is using Ubiquiti hardware” they led with a sports team, it’s so dumb

Absolute power corrupts absolutely