If you can tolerate the birth control pill, take it continuously, skipping the placebo pills. I did this for years (at my doctor’s direction) and never had to have a period. It was awesome. Unfortunately I had to go off the pill to start HRT for perimenopause and now aunt flo is back >:(

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

I’m not saying this is the entire problem, but we need universal vote-by-mail and/or to make election day a federal holiday. Low-income folks have the least leeway to miss work to vote, and from what I understand many poorer areas are underserved in terms of polling locations.

Xtra smol plz

You just try not singing along to Cher’s Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.

Scrapple is one of those regional things that everyone seems to love but my family didn’t usually eat. My mom cooked it once and it was like wet cardboard covered in shoe leather. She’s a great cook but I wonder if she fucked it up because that made me never want to try scrapple again.

It consists of nooks and crannies.

I rarely eat cheese now because my LDLs were high. :(

Breakfast of champions

My usual breakfast is:

• 3 slices lean breakfast ham
• 2 eggs over-easy
• 1/2 avocado, mashed, with lemon juice, salt, pepper, and Japanese 7 Spice
• 300g strawberries
• Yorkshire gold tea
• Water

I toss that ham in the frying pan, brown it and put it on the plate, top it with the avocado mash, and then top that with the eggs. Strawbs go on the side.

It’s 478 calories and has a decent amount of protein (28g) to start my day, plus 10g fiber, and it gives me good energy for my workout. Plus I never get tired of it!

I dress for myself.

Look how smoochable she is, who could blame you!

Now you always say
That you want to be free

Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

Yeah it’s the .ml instance filtering certain words that can be used as slurs such as b_tch and ret_rd.

She’s so tufty! 😍

Organization. By nature I’m extremely organized. People are always commenting on how well organized my home is, but this is just what’s normal for me. I get kind of neurotic when things are in disarray.