

She’s getting so big! 🤍
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine


She’s getting so big! 🤍


Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys


Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?


Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.
If it’s not purrkin I’m quitting this place.
Aww I do love Hobbes! 🤍


If god had a name, what would we call him?


Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?


The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince


It’s acetone, not ammonia. The acetone needs to evaporate in order for your nail polish to set.
Your best option will be gel polish. It cures under a UV light and is completely dry and odorless once it’s cured. Depending on how quickly your nails grow, gel polish can last a decent couple/few weeks. Downside is that it’s a pain in the ass to remove and can damage your nails if they’re fragile.
You could also try press-ons. I haven’t tried them since the mid-nineties so I can’t personally speak to the quality or longevity, but they’ve had a resurgence in popularity lately which makes me think they’ve gotten much better.
If you stick to regular nail polish, you could try a few things:
Vaya con dios


What a fucking Karen.
Aw it’s just not his turn for the cell today :)


Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!
Impressive, I was sure she was going to hit her head on the ceiling!


Always makes me misty
Is there a green gatorade?