After the workers are finished, Mandy from Saxony comes home to see the result of the house renovation.
The entire floor is covered in white bread.
She shouts “What’s this? I wanted parquet flooring, not baguette flooring!”

(Parquet and Baguette are pronounced exactly the same in Saxonian dialect)

And in true German fashion, they privatized it only half-way, combining the disadvantages of a privately run enterprise with the drawbacks of a state-owned company.

As a systems administrator, I’ll not worry about users taking over my job as long as Citrix exists.

The bootloader instructions are ass. But the final boss is full disk encryption.
Whenever I want that, I just use Archinstall.