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Curious! I am very intelligent.
Warm it up
The boys are waiting
Anime intro at the start of a new season: who tf are all these random new characters?!
Anime intro halfway through the season: Leo pointing meme at all my new favorite characters.
Next episode: Ah shit new intro with more new characters.
Brave brave Sir Donald
Tomorrow me could be dead. If that happens, I don’t want to spend my last day doing work like a chump.
Guys have you seen this sharpshooter from Turkey?
Don’t worry. She’s one of the good ones.
They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone!
Alarm in 3 hours 46 minutes 💀
Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!
Mushroom mushroom
“Your sound card works perfectly”
Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.
She also lamented to her husband “But when you are free of this nonsense …”
So … checks notes about how the Supreme Court works … that means she’s eager for him to either die or resign, correct? Hey lady, at least we share some common goals.
🎵Natalie Holloway. That angel!
Rust monster came by after they died
Woke up this morning, got some gabagool