Whoah didn’t know the buddy christ meme came from that

Didn’t believe you when reading this, apparently it is? Character doesn’t look that weird and I’m completely surprised the vatican is modernizing this much

I have experienced that the microphone is in a weird spot on the left border of the phone, frequently where my fingers are placed when calling. So maybe check if you’re covering it too!

Wouldn’t safeguarding mean they still need to attack an aggressor?

If they are vulnerable during pregnancy, why wouldn’t the woman evolve stronger muscles? Then they could also make the men care for infants. I guess suckling would still be a woman thing but that doesn’t take the whole day right.

In your third option, why would the men protect the group and the woman protect the children?

Damn those meds have a very clear point at which they stop working huh

Fat is more calorie dense than sugar so the added sugar would lower the calories per gram I think

He has some counting to do

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

Wine!

Alright ease it with the deepfrier

I’d guess no, the number of digits and limbs is conserved very well across tetrapods (it’s in their name after all). Fucking with the amount of limbs will probably lead to some developmental errors in the early embryo.

I recently had a course in developmental biology and this is what I can remember the best:

From the moment of fertilization, the egg has a ‘polarity’, thus a direction like up and down, left and right etc. This can be established by e.g. the entry point of the sperm or protein produced by the mother in one side of the egg. From here on out protein gradients and interactions on cell membranes specify where cells are and thus what kind of tissue they should become

This early polarity leads to a certain pattern of cell division. An important part of this is the folding in of tissue layers called gastrulation, creating the beginning for the gastrointestinal tract.

In vertebrates a streak starts to form in the embryo. This is the start of the vertebrae and the neural tube in it. Also blocks of cells called somites start to form. These blocks are very important for all kinds of tissues in the body.

Hox genes make the cells in somites get an identity like head, arm etc. So in the end Hox genes are probably what you are looking for. If leg Hox genes are expressed where fruitfly normally have antennae, you get this horror:

Ya got me

They sure did have bus seat scribble types back then too. Some of my favourite ancient Roman graffiti quotes:

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!

https://imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/obscene-graffiti-of-ancient-romans

Genetics hell yeah

I would, but I also think this would turn bad as soon as this was a big commercially available thing.The people pumping would probably be exploited to the point their kids actually needing the milk would get less.