Cheng Xin, is that you?

Pope: “…could you be a little more specific?”

tldr;

We’re

Boy, do I have bad news about how much carbon is going to be burned when a major asteroid hits.

We WILL get a mini-ice age from the blocking out of the sun though!

Let me check between my couch cushions…

Enjoying the life we have is a luxury most people in history never got and it was anomalous that we got to witness the end of that era at all.

Now it is time to buckle up for the reversion.

He just wanted to try it.

Zombo.com

Nothing quite like locking yourself further into a broken, patched together frankenmess forever based only on momentum.

I wish I didn’t know developers who would look at this and go “What’s the joke? Sounds like a good idea.”

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Clod code

You wish.

In 2015 it would’ve shipped with a functional operating system.

Hang onto that Nomad… there’s never been a better running audio player.

Viable if I don’t mind being locked into an ecosystem, and spending 6-7 times as much for something that is more or less guaranteed to lose software support long before it breaks.

Might work better for you.

In my experience, once I’m dripping with sweat, a touchscreen is completely useless and non-functional.

I’m shocked they HAVE 1000 employees. What are they doing?

Yesssssss?