Just to give you an idea of what she thinks “success” for Xbox looks like, she said around the time of the last major layoff and studio culling that she wants the Xbox platform to hit a daily player count of one billion users. So literally enough unique user accounts to cover one in every eight people on Earth will need to play within the Xbox ecosystem within the same day for her to be satisfied. If you count mobile, I can see hitting north of 200 million, but executive expectations are detached from reality.

Pop!_OS on my laptop and CachyOS on my desktop.

Fuck 'em. This far into Meta’s descent into a capitalist surveillance platform, they should know what kind of company they work for. They only find it to be a problem if they aren’t “finding meaning” in the “interesting technical challenges” of turning people into data points.

Or Mina the Hollower…

Literally read a Texas Monthly article asking What’s Wrong with Downtown Dallas today: https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/whats-wrong-with-downtown-dallas/

I grew up in one of the (many) suburbs of Dallas in the late 90’s early 00’s and the problem I had with it is it’s the most extreme form of gentrification I’ve ever witnessed. You can probably estimate an individual’s annual salary within about $20k based on their zip code. The city is so concerned with seeming like a good place to visit, they don’t seem to care if it’s a good place to live.

I do it once in a while for stuff I’m excited about. Not really to “get it first,” but more to have an experience I can remember and hype myself up about it.

In high school, I worked at Walmart, and I got a pretty nice (I think 10%) employee discount on everything including electronics, so when I heard we were getting a shipment of Xbox 360’s that night, I decided to wait for it. Some friends joined me while I waited and everyone else waiting was very friendly. We all talked about what we were excited to play and how cool the features were (at the time). They just told us to hang out around the electronics section, so as people showed up we all kind of knew who had been waiting. Around 11:30 they told us to form up a line and a guy who showed up about 15 minutes earlier tried to get in towards the front. I had never seen a group Walmart customers work together before, but everyone ran the guy off haha.

I did it for the original Switch because the day after I had a flight between the US and Korea, so I figured playing the new Zelda would be a good way to eat through the time. I had a preorder so that kind of killed the excitement around the uncertainty of getting it, but it was still a good time.

I most recently did it for the Switch 2. It was actually pretty difficult to find any local stores selling it without a preorder, and none were doing midnight releases. The only place I could find was Staples that was selling them at opening the day of release. I knew they wouldn’t have very many in stock, but I figured I would wake up early, go to the store and if the line looked short enough, I’d camp out until opening. I got to the store at like 3:30 am and there was one guy there… Was cool to get to hang out, talk games, drink coffee, and watch the sun rise.

Please please please, fuck off Randy.

You know, I miss when 90% of the Internet was shit like this.

Unfortunately, no.