Actually, Mars was named after its founder, Franklin Clarence Mars.

GO. It’s a Federal Government department that is jointly run by the Minister of Foreign Affairs, the Minister of International Development, and the Minister of International Trade. Putting out travel advisories is part of their mandate.

Canadian here… in spring, 10C is shorts and t-shirt weather, eh?

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Oh, here we go for the hundredth time…

Fuck you, Rudy!

As a Type II diabetic:

fuck

As a punk:

All I wanted was a Pepsi
Just one Pepsi

*Diet Pepsi contains sucralose, not aspertame, so I guess I’m good (for now)