qubes os is for you. Don’t be scared by it as you can start using it without paying attention to many of its security features like disposables, proxy vms, etc. Just think of it as several vms with a shared clipboard, file sharing mechanism and a convenient apps menu. You can learn later it most advanced stuff

where did you keep it?

please post your updates

well, mine is real

megaupload

maybe you issued one certificate with multiple domains, mixing internet facing ones with purely internal. It is very easy to discover hidden subdomains inspecting the certificate you get from a public service

Robotina as the Jetson’s maid robot is named in my country