Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
Oh geez, now I can’t wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.
Maybe the Cheneys are only opposing Trump because he and his people were too incompetent to pull of Jan6.
Prices are still going up every time I go to the store. It’s nice for some think tank to say “inflation is down” but until I see prices stall out it’s just verbal masturbation.
I had heard Boeing had offered a 25% pay bump. Hadn’t heard it was over 4 years. 6.25% per year wouldn’t keep up with (real) inflation if it keeps going like it has for the past several.
I’m a little sad the union didn’t have a quip about Boeing assassinating former employees.
Hey it’s like me and my older brother. I avoided all sorts of trouble by watching him make dumb mistakes and learning from them.
It would end me on the spot if Walz had some guys carry a couch out on stage right off the bat and place it between them.
Vance comin in hot lookin like Ricky Raccoon up in that beyotch.
There wasn’t a second debate, just a crime scene.
Billionaires and their desire to have real wage slavery (even more so than now) and to not have to pay taxes.
With as many civilians as they’re blowing up they’re bound to get one now and then.
Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .
Me: No
Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .
Me: No
Google: All you gotta do is …
Me: No
Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be
Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?
Fair use for tugging it
I would tune in to watch Low-T Stark test out a robotic rocket suit live.
It’s just make believe numbers.
Not gonna lie my inner child would be delighted to see Brazil shooting down Starlink satellites.
Daddy didn’t say no enough?
Start looking for illegals bused in by the GOP to vote illegally.
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
spoiler
I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face