It’s great if you like exploration, resource management, and base building.

UH OH is my text message notification. People think it’s cute but then their eyes glaze over when I tell them where it’s from.

“A lady cursed me out one day at the arena. I reached in my pocket to give her $1,000 and she smacked it out of my hand,” Shaq reminisced. “She said, ‘Why doesn’t anyone try to make affordable shoes?’”

Shaq just shaqin

Tyler TX is also home to Idiot Child Louie Gohmert. There are churches and banks on every corner, and every time there’s new construction there’s a 50% chance it’s either a church or a bank.

Not using a basket keeps me from buying a bunch of extra shit I probably don’t need.

Super Mario World, Half-life, GTA 3.

I used to own it on VHS, watched it a hundred times in the 90s. Watched it again Saturday (not on VHS)!