Modern windows 2000 please.

That’s just some bread with jizz on it

Diggy diggy hole.

I have one I bought in 2007. It’s about to get it’s second toner cartridge. No sign of dying.

Tressym.

Majestic.

Hi!

Baldurs gate 3 is not quite the same thing, but has similar themes. You are an adventurer saving the world (most of the time) who collects an inordinate amount of items. It’s one of the only other games I have over 800 hours in.

BEANS.

Maybe it was Withers?

I’m assuming the real purpose of this house is the view over the trees rather than protection.

Beans and cornbread.

Which one has the brain cell?

You still go in the store for your groceries?

I used to prefer Jameson poured into my coffee when I worked somewhere with 6 hours of zoom meetings a day. I don’t care what the laptop is,really, as long as it’s not running windows and it has a buttload of ram. It’s usually provided by whoever I’m working for anyway.

Yes, it’s super cathartic and fun.

He must work on a big endian machine.

It sounds like you need something like Stephen Hawking used to generate speech. It is neither simple or cheap. You might be able to rig up some image processing algorithms to read eye movements or something like that to serve as control inputs to a similar system. I would guess anything resembling this would be very bespoke.

Orang and floofy.