Banking on the following comments from the right, which they use for every artist’s endorsement:

They’re a has been washed up. Who even is this person? Guess I can cross him/her off my list I don’t even know who this person is, what does it matter? This won’t move the needle at all They should keep their options out of politics When is the last time this person has been relevant? Of course they would, all actors/actresses/artists are blue

Spin the ol wheel and let’s see what we land on.

I always thought it would be so cool to work in a skyscraper, like… 55th floor or something and just take a break to look out over the city. Then I realized that taking a break would probably get you fired.

Oh, and I bet people be banging all the time on those top level floors.

They changed out their bread too, didn’t they? Not in a good way like you’d expect because of the price change, but like, dough mixed with cardboard.