So why not get a cheap android instead?

Android restores all your logins too.

Middle age starts at around 50 nowadays.

Women who work in tech are wayyy more likely to be victims of techbros than actually be techbros.

There’s adapting to warmer or colder weather, and then there’s drowning because it’s so hot and humid that the air condenses in your lungs.

You’re not afraid enough. WW3 is coming.

From what I’m seeing, not a single MAGAT has changed their mind.

Every accusation is a confession.

Thanks!

I’m sure the Danish PM told him when he called her about Greenland.

Ooh, tell me more.

High beams and fog lights on a beautiful sunlit day.

The UK will give you free citizenship if you’re considered very useful. A friend of mine is an epidemiologist, and they almost literally threw British citizenship at her. She said that nobody at the group ceremony spoke English.

It also stinks. Source: my apartment stinks of baked broccoli.

Trump will absolutely arm Russia, though. People keep forgetting he’s a traitor.

Also, a lot of the arms the US has sold to Ukraine can be switched off remotely by the US.

The earth will be too hot to live on in less than 50 years, so yeah… Mr. Optimist indeed.

About 20% of Europeans own a gun; about 30% of Americans own a gun. The difference is that the latter tend to own more than one gun, making it 120 guns per 100 people.

I’m a big fan of Pratchett’s “-ing”.

Not if the vault is in Switzerland.

Exercise when you’re sick is a great way to get long covid or long flu. You’re just incredibly lucky. So far.