Nestlé used to make three “tiers” of chocolate: continental Europe (decent), the UK (meh), the US (bad).

Greenland protects the EU against Trump and Putin. That’s why he wants it. He’s in cahoots with Putin.

So combine it with other renewable energy, you know, how it’s usually done.

Funnily enough the reason Iran is Iran is because of a government installed by the US.

The Dutch immigrant groups I’ve been part of have also been scarily right wing. I don’t bother anymore.

You can put the knife down when needed, Janice. It’s not rocket science.

I’m not that bothered about loud Americans. Italians are worse.

The obsession with brands. Insisting off brand medication is different when it literally HAS to be the same.

Bet they have no friends.

Here the doctor decides, thank God. It means she can prescribe months worth of meds and I only pay 5 Euro. I always have to pay those 5 Euros for any amount (unless it’s asthma meds, those are free).

This is Trump’s Sudetenland. Expect him to invade Canada.

Here we usually do too, unless the doctor prescribes a weird number for some reason.

The annoying thing is, I was born in 1967 and never had the measles, and according to STIKO I don’t need to be vaccinated, so the insurance won’t pay.

They won’t, because the US is on their side and hates Europe and Russia can’t afford nuclear payloads.

Judging by the size of his paws he’s not getting any bigger. You also seem to be talking to yourself.

You’re being groomed.

You won’t look back on the 2020s the same way in the same way Europe doesn’t look back at the end of the 1930s in the same way.

I gave up. After months I was still seeing penises. 🤢

My first follower on Twitter was Stephen Fry.

Please note that the maximum dose of paracetamol/acetominophen is 4 (4 x 1000mg) a day. You don’t want to take any more, because dying from that stuff isn’t pleasant and easily done.