Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s

Why did I just read an article about using an iPod that was clearly written by someone born in the early-mid 2000s? I know the original ipod was fun. I was there, gandalf

This from ye olde tumblr

Say the line, Bart!

Revenge bedtime procrastination. It rules my life now

Replace those first two panels with sneaky napping and this is perfect

Oh no, you’re breaking my heart /s

But Fishes would still be the proper plural. Fish’s is possessive

I hope my kids get a full, long life before the water wars begin. I do my part where I can, but I’ll never have the footprint that some big billion dollar corporation can affect. The oligarchy and their absolute zero interest in preventing a climate disaster has fucked us all.

this was my first thought too

It’s not cheap to keep a coffin air tube running for two straight days

How much of that million do I lose to tax afterward?

Dumbass

Didn’t Xfinity recently rebrand itself to use just an X for most things, too?

I’m beginning to question this guy’s decision making skills /s

With hookers and blackjack?

Probably the bystander effect. Everybody sees all the other subs and is just hoping someone else will take charge and submit something instead