I love how that could be an angry mouth, a moustache, or a croissant

Anything that can freeze will work. But go for more of a cube or sphere shape so it stays frozen for longer, it pranks them harder in the end

No at all, this is just a tee her little prank

I heard of this funny trick where you put a bag of ice over the pilot light of his boiler. The boiler will put out gas until the ice melts and the pilot light comes back on.

And let’s justr say, that’s when the prank really ‘pops’ off

HOFDL Boys! 5% is right around the corner!!!

IDK, looks like his car’s windows licence got revoked

5% is right around the corner fellas

This is how I’ll talk to my kids. Not because they spend too much time on my phone, but because I look at too many memes

It will be the inflection point where we hit exponential growth. A few days later we’ll be at 1024% adoption as people start running VMS inside VMS of different distros

Not yet. But whoo boy, when it does…

If they’re struggling to male ends meet then they aren’t wealthy, are they?

Time to move the goalposts along for what’s defined as ‘wealthy’

I don’t care. Intel promised 5nm 10ghz single core processors by this point and I still want it out of principle

Snyder was testing actors by making them put on the old Chrisptoher Reeves suit and Cavill was one of the few actors that looked as good in it as Reeves did

I thought I had a virus when I got a pop-up about Ubuntu pro. I thought all linux was free and there’s no way I’d be getting ass for features I don’t have

I’m still mad about what Microsoft did to Rare and think about what the Nintendo landscape would look like if it never happened

They shouldn’t have put a kid in the pinata

Not gonna lie, that’s his email

I braved going on to Yahoo and it says her name is Ava Louise.

Is this why most Netflix shows suck?

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over