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Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

You would.

Damn, look at them titties.

Scots are so precious.

Nihilism can be a positive force.

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

Nice ego, poop guy. We frequent the same spaces, that’s all. Don’t flatter yourself.

edit: this was a good-natured joke, no need to work yourselves up into a lather.

Oh my god, it’s the poop guy!

Hey, check it out, poop guy’s in town!

Lucky for you, cheese single.

I’m sorry, Jon.

Currently 2:06 am and I just had a slice of cheese. Extra sharp cheddar.

Well, when your job is to menace the communities you are supposedly charged with protecting, all that extra attention can really be a bother.

\o/

Better get some glue.

But are you also a mechanic? Cuz we need both.

I don’t play sims typically, but my wife loves them. I might be way off base here, but she really likes a game called Sheltered.