Did you mean sinophobists? You’d still be an idiot but at least you’d be a technically correct idiot.

I knew a guy when I was a kid. Pretty hard to look at. That’s a lot to me.

I put mine in a case right away. Hopefully I won’t have problems.

That really blows. I have an office job and am generally easy on my electronics. Hopefully I won’t have any serious problems, but thanks for the heads up.

I do find that disappointing but I don’t store many pictures on my phone so I think the 256gb will probably be more than enough for me.

I just bought a Google Pixel!

So that I can install GrapheneOS on it.

This reminds me of the old adage when it comes to bears, “If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, goodnight.”

People often expect grizzlies to be the scariest, but they tend to be mostly territorial so playing dead is the best option. Black bears will see people as opportunistic prey if they’re hungry enough (most predators don’t want to get in a fight with their prey). Polar bears are always looking for food so I’m guessing that they’re hangry all the time.

That doesn’t work for people like me who might drive 10 miles to work and then at the drop of a hat have to travel to another location 60 miles away, then have to travel back to the original location before the end of the day.

Imagine if this guy chose to use a Tor browser for everything he searched. What a bizarre assassination attempt.

I have zero skin in the game and I was immediately tempted 🤣

Except hippos are known to eat meat…so they ARE omnivores.

What are you talking about?

They’re called “Amazon Freight Partners”. Amazon sells you one of their trucks with $0 down and no driver experience required so you can “start your own business”.

Then, you work as an independent contractor for Amazon. All you have to do is w/e they tell you since you have a truck to pay for.

Is it a Pilot G-2? 0.7mm?

I think those are really the only two options when it comes to Linux (that’s why I main Windows 10). Hacker man or Dilbert.

Now THAT’S a story I can FEEL. Thank you.

Just say you run Arch and move on.

Alt+F4

I feel like I’ve read this one before.

Gd, that’s so inspiring that I want to shop like a billionaire RIGHT NOW!