Firmly saying “NO”, then loud clapping, and finally lifting him to the ground and bit paying attention to gim for a few moments.
After a while they react to the signs. No garantees that it works on every cat, but it works with our other cat.
He has a roommate called Whisky. But Whisky is still highly sceptical of Gin.
I dared to stop playing for a second to look at my phone.
Close… Whisky. His Sister, Tequila, died last year and we wantes him to have a companion again
The national parks. I visited Yosemite Valley two years ago and it was amazing. We don’t have acces to nature in this scale in central europe.
I agree with the recommendation for therapy. I can say that it helped me to get in a more positive and constructive mind set.
Other thoughts on your lack of intimacy:
Getting a pet can give some kind of replacement for intimacy with another human being. Sure, it is not the same. But cuddling with a cat can help to feel less lonely.
For intimicy as in “sex”, I think there is nothing wrong with considering sex workers. Unless of course it is illegal in your country…
DevilutionX works on Android. It also works with controllers. I’m not sure if it has controller support on Android though…
NSFW: The latest Oglaf is relevant: https://www.oglaf.com/flypaper/
Twinings or Yorkshire
Another exception I can think of are the shows from lustcinema. They have some shows with an overarching plot. And for porn, the acting is surprisingly good.