Midnight Wolf

sploosh

I don’t think of having ‘shit nuggets’ as a positive attribute, but uh…

I assume you’re not from the US, but it is funny to think about. ‘oh darn I forgot to get eggs, gotta cross the border again brb 2h’

2 and 3 are solid games that do their own thing. Shit goes sideways after that though, too much lsd or something. Lost its unique identity in the silliness.

I live in the SW USA, so you’ve got a few options

Because I ain’t a little bitch, cameraman. Now let’s flip it around and see you handle 115F/46C+ temps, it’s only fair. Dying of heatstroke already? There is always this person smh

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson this kitty lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man cat who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

🐈

Birthday? Believe it or not, jail.

$500,001

“booooring”

FIFTY-THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE

‘hey bro, if you sign up for the executive membership, I’ll tell you where to find some kitties’

‘phasing through the telephone Y E S’

Me: robs bank

Police: we have evidence you did it! Show them the tape

Me: sues the police

Police: Pikachu face

I’m in a pretty large town and the only ones that were open later were Walmart, from what I recall. I don’t think we even got 24h Walmart locations until the late 2000s.

But it has been 25 years, maybe age is getting to me…

Who goes to a Kmart 17 miles away at 8:30 at night? Didn’t Kmart (and most stores in general) close by 8 or 9? Even closing at 9, if you drove 17 miles at 40 miles an hour assuming zero traffic or other issues, you’d just barely make it to the store, let alone have time to shop. Awful cover story. F-.

I expect this assignment re-written from scratch, and the rough draft peer reviewed before a final hits my desk. Due Friday, minus 10 percent for the extension.

Is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt.

Smh they should have paid for the ‘not killed spontaneously’ package. Their fault, really.

I’ll take “How to tell that someone doesn’t pay attention to history” for $1,000 Alex.

IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE

B e a n s 🐾

I have decided on Haven, since self-hosting is a requirement (I don’t trust anyone but me), it’s UI is similar, and it can do text, voice, and video. I found it a few months ago when the discord data breach broke, but waited because it doesn’t have a docker image. It does have a Dockerfile and compose file now because of my suggestion and work of a couple different contributors, but no image yet.

Well a week into this and I have been giving issue reports, feature suggestions, and feedback to the dev, and I think it’s the best combo of ‘in control of my data’ with ‘ease of setup’ and genuine, working, features. And the dev seems really excited to see users, and the back and forth on Github is something I don’t expect - just the excitement, the welcoming of ‘can we do this’ and ‘could this be changed to make that easier’.

It’s almost discord, as a web app, controlled by you, and made by just the one dev and a couple contributors. And the differences are easy to understand.

answers question honestly

angery crowd

‘so you wanted an incorrect answer?’

mob grows