wyldrstallyns

This never happens to me, I swear. Just, gimme a second… Tell me how good I am. I’m so right. Say it. Almost there.

And, if you deploy/share it, you’re both lucky and stupid. ☝🏼

Well, the luck’ll invariably run out on that path, but the stupid certainly seems tenacious.

Hey, you leave the legend, John Candy, outta this! 🥰

Dunno, maybe tax them into bankruptcy, maybe?! Fuckin’ leeches, every single one of 'em. No one gets to millionaire (etc*) status without ruining at least a few hundred lives, and yes, even those that got theirs via inheritance, divorce, etc. who don’t make sure it returns to the workers it was stolen from —which is, historically, nearly zero.

Only one of those is the global symbol for saving one’s work, though. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Poor CDs.

While not entirely incorrect, the simple fact that they knew ahead of time, and were clearly aware enough to avoid sending it to Germany, thus making them complicit at best.

No. Fuck them.

They only apologize when they get caught. Everything else is “fine”.

I’d give up soup if the piss’d stop raining, flooding, rotting everything we’re each trying to work on. ✊🏼

Funny, that nearly tracks for the US, except it’d need to feed said homeless first. So far, it’s just pissing on us poors. No soup.

Gooned*

from the Olde English “guined” —an easy mix-up

Just think, after the systems-manufactured destitute addicts clean out the rare metals from those industrial pustules, the whole country’s houseless will have homes, right?

Right?

That’s dangerously close to apologia, and at the very least hopefully naive, all due respect, fellow poor. 🙏🏼

watching… and not doing anything about it…

😅

The trouble with that, I feel, may lie in the subtle differences between

• the CEO kind of psychopath: batshit unplugged for sure, no contest; just enough to make fucktons of money for far too few people, but not too cracked that they blow everything up, instead…

• and, any given bot’s penchant for going off the fucking’ rails in record time, every time —which, unless you short the whole thing, makes the opposite of money.

🤭

A “lemming”, from the old lemmenapnowtrix.

Aww, you’ll get there kiddo. Keep practicing. The laughs’ll come, one of these days.

How long have you been away from that other place, exactly? Do you really believe they’ll notice your absence? We wouldn’t, FWIW.

Buy a home? 🥹 If you’re in the US, you were born decades too late for that, citizen. 🤌🏼

“Added value”: prescribed, trickled-out, tiptoed smidgens of steps forward

“Enshittification”: unscripted, greed-backed, frantic, top-speed Thomas Salto tumbles into the corner and off the mat.

Yep, sounds about right. “Progress”.

Oh, I’m already on the Lifetime Hard Pass and it’s all but free —ad-free, slop-free, greed-free, bullshit-free, etc.

IIRC, the cost is ~$5/mo for upkeep, took me no time at all to set up, and I get to listen to/watch whatever the fuck I want, whenever & wherever I choose.

Fuck Plex. I hope it dies gurgling & terrified. 🥰