Whatever OS the space monsters living under the ice cap use
Whatever OS the space monsters living under the ice cap use
I wonder how realistic that is; almost all of the science people I’ve met run Linux
😂 absolute gold
It’d be funnier if the package was just half empty
Not if you were at a restaurant that serves flambé dishes…
Target legit steals designs from lesser known artists, even here in Australia they’ve been caught doing it
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I’ve never had such a wild ride in so few letters, well done lol
With number 1, by the time I got to the hospital my shirt was wringing wet with sweat, vomit, tears, and blood. I took it off and told the ambulance driver to just chuck it in the bin lol
Holy shit the rumours are true… you CAN put someone’s eye out with that!
Make his house the most famous house in the state:
My experience is that the greatest amount of corporate spam is generated by people who have to try and justify their jobs ie. HR and upper management. Everyone else is too busy doing their actual jobs to write bullshit emails.
Email is the scourge of the modern office environment.
The senior execs are always braying about more productivity but refuse to turn off the pipeline blocker that is email notifications. (Honestly I think it’s a control issue.)
If it’s so urgent that it requires an immediate response, it should be an in person visit or phone call.
If not, let people get to it when they’re ready, and accept the fact that it’s not urgent.
Sometimes I swear half the fucking office building is just sitting at their desks repeatedly hitting refresh on outlook waiting for the other half to get back to them.
Anyone who wants to know how to deal with emails properly should read Getting Things Done by Dave Allen. It’s the reason why I (used to) get to go home on time every day while my colleagues grumbled about all the shit they hadn’t done yet (while still completing my full workload).
When I found that book, my workload didn’t change but my stress went waaaay down.
Thanks, I hate it
Had to spin up a virtual windows machine the other day and was just honestly appalled at how bad the desktop experience is these days
I care very much
I have friends who made shitty choices
In Australia we have fully socialised medical care, but you can have private health care if you want.
I paid $0 for my kidney transplant and cancer treatment.
We also get no-interest loans that only increase with CPI from the government to go to university, which is paid back via a percentage of our income once we earn over a certain threshold.
This allows people to actually raise their social status, such as our current Prime Minister, who grew up working class in a single parent family in a poor part of Sydney, before going to university and succeeding.
If I was in the US I would definitely be bankrupt and most likely dead already.
I also earn more (as a teacher) and pay less tax overall than in most US states.
So you just don’t care about the people who chose differently? What about the people who just had to take whatever job they could get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g