vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-22 days agoMETA: What are your favorite shower thoughts?plus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareMETA: What are your favorite shower thoughts?plus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square10fedilink
ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 3 hours agoTheOnion doesn't need to make an Elon nazi salute edit. message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down13
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareTheOnion doesn't need to make an Elon nazi salute edit. ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 3 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
eqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 hours agoSomeone giving you a 5 hour energy, energy drink, aspirin, or ibuprofen is fine - but them giving you a caffeine pill seems sketchy.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down14
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareSomeone giving you a 5 hour energy, energy drink, aspirin, or ibuprofen is fine - but them giving you a caffeine pill seems sketchy.eqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
Allero@lemmy.today · 2 days agoThe most likely days for birthday celebrations are (presumably) 1st of March and 28th of Februaryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down17
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareThe most likely days for birthday celebrations are (presumably) 1st of March and 28th of Februaryplus-squareAllero@lemmy.today · 2 days agomessage-square23fedilink
Allero@lemmy.today · 2 days agoTime is one of the few everyday things we can measure, but cannot significantly alterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down12
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareTime is one of the few everyday things we can measure, but cannot significantly alterplus-squareAllero@lemmy.today · 2 days agomessage-square9fedilink
Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · edit-22 days agoI wonder what people did before baby foodplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down115
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareI wonder what people did before baby foodplus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square25fedilink
eqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoThe random unflushed turd floating in a public bathroom might have bacteria in it that would improve your health or cure your depression.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down119
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareThe random unflushed turd floating in a public bathroom might have bacteria in it that would improve your health or cure your depression.plus-squareeqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square18fedilink
LouNeko@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoIf you give Medusa a tight hug before looking into her eyes she will forever be trapped by your stone body wrapped around her.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1312arrow-down11
arrow-up1311arrow-down1message-squareIf you give Medusa a tight hug before looking into her eyes she will forever be trapped by your stone body wrapped around her.plus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square41fedilink
Black History Month@lemmy.world · 2 days agoCapitalism is the literal exploitation of humanismplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down124
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareCapitalism is the literal exploitation of humanismplus-squareBlack History Month@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square4fedilink
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIf the Bizarro Universe existed we would be the universe where everything is Bizarre.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down14
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareIf the Bizarro Universe existed we would be the universe where everything is Bizarre.NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square4fedilink
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days agoImagine we'd meet with sentient, cultural and civilisational aliens, but we'd find each other boringplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down13
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareImagine we'd meet with sentient, cultural and civilisational aliens, but we'd find each other boringplus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days agomessage-square28fedilink
ramble81@lemm.ee · 5 days agoThis world is turning out less like the movie Idiocracy and more like the series Continuum.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down19
arrow-up1176arrow-down1message-squareThis world is turning out less like the movie Idiocracy and more like the series Continuum.plus-squareramble81@lemm.ee · 5 days agomessage-square88fedilink
Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip · 4 days agoDo you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down17
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareDo you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?plus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.zip · 4 days agomessage-square35fedilink
Haus@kbin.earth · 5 days agoInstead of throwing scoops of sodium chloride on the snow and ice, I'd much rather use pure sodium.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down18
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareInstead of throwing scoops of sodium chloride on the snow and ice, I'd much rather use pure sodium.plus-squareHaus@kbin.earth · 5 days agomessage-square18fedilink
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agoThe inside of a snowman could be warmer than the outside.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down12
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareThe inside of a snowman could be warmer than the outside.plus-squareGrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square12fedilink
Chainweasel@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoHumans are the most invasive species on the planet message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down110
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareHumans are the most invasive species on the planet Chainweasel@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square15fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-26 days agoThe 90s were an innocent time where the idea of a guy removing a rib in order to suck himself off was the most outrageous thing we could imagine.message-squaremessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1372arrow-down131
arrow-up1341arrow-down1message-squareThe 90s were an innocent time where the idea of a guy removing a rib in order to suck himself off was the most outrageous thing we could imagine.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-26 days agomessage-square95fedilink
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 5 days agoSweat pants are probably the least sweated in piece of clothing message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down16
arrow-up164arrow-down1message-squareSweat pants are probably the least sweated in piece of clothing abbadon420@lemm.ee · 5 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-25 days agoWe tend to describe the pupil as though it's its own actual separate part of the eye. It's almost strange to think about the fact that in reality it's just a hole in the Iris and not a "thing" at all.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down16
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareWe tend to describe the pupil as though it's its own actual separate part of the eye. It's almost strange to think about the fact that in reality it's just a hole in the Iris and not a "thing" at all.plus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square27fedilink
Black History Month@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThe easiest way to defeat AI would be to take it literally.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down117
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareThe easiest way to defeat AI would be to take it literally.plus-squareBlack History Month@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square13fedilink
