DOGE technologists Edward Coristine—the 19-year-old known online as “Big Balls”—and Kyle Schutt are now listed as staff at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency.
He didn’t go after USAID for probing how money given to Starlink was spent and how their terminals ended up in the hands of Russia, he did it because they were inefficient.
He didn’t go after the FAA for making SpaceX follow regulations when launching massive, combustible hunks of metal above cities, he did it because they were inefficient.
He didn’t go after the SEC for investigating his shady business dealings and market manipulation, he went after them because they were oh so horribly inefficient.
He didn’t go after the FDA for putting up safety guardrails that affect Neuralink’s human experimentation technological progress, it was because they were pure inefficiency.
He didn’t go after the NTSB because they impeded Tesla and the cyber meat cleaver, but because they were InEffICiEnT.
I’m suuuuuure it’s just another case of inefficiency. /s
Nahhhhhhhh.
He didn’t go after USAID for probing how money given to Starlink was spent and how their terminals ended up in the hands of Russia, he did it because they were inefficient.
He didn’t go after the FAA for making SpaceX follow regulations when launching massive, combustible hunks of metal above cities, he did it because they were inefficient.
He didn’t go after the SEC for investigating his shady business dealings and market manipulation, he went after them because they were oh so horribly inefficient.
He didn’t go after the FDA for putting up safety guardrails that affect Neuralink’s
human experimentationtechnological progress, it was because they were pure inefficiency.He didn’t go after the NTSB because they impeded Tesla and the cyber meat cleaver, but because they were InEffICiEnT.
I’m suuuuuure it’s just another case of inefficiency. /s