On a real note for people with extra floaty turds. Just get 1-3 plys of toilet paper over it. Causes more drag from the water which actually gives it enough force to get around the u bend. Not on top of each other though. Like long shitachute. Not the WW2 army kind.
Take it from someone who has dense turds in a house full of floaters lmfao. Yes, you did flush. I’m still staring at half your dookie kid lol. There’s few things worse than going to the bathroom and finding your gross large turd floating like a fucking stinkberg to my finally get to take a shit Titanic.
Disgustang!!!
That’s why when I’m at a friend’s house I just poop in the trash.
(JK, I don’t have friends.)
Lucky for you, pooping in strangers’ trash is also a great shortcut for quickly meeting new people.
FYI fatty liver can occur in people of regular weight and leads to extra floaty turds like this after a while.
Think about asking a doctor if you have floating poops repeatedly.
Wow, today I learned. Also, as an old fat guy with fatty liver, it is good to know. Cheers!
I wonder, can foie gras be made of human?
and then YOU SAW in the trash a RECIPT for a toilet with a JOKE hole that’s JUST for farts
That’s why you always flush first.
Or maybe you need to practice the @mizu6079@lemmy.world maneuver
How does flushing first aid an as-yet-unproduced dookie in its journey down the pipes?
I’m guessing there’s serious calculations that need to be made here. Once the seal has been broken, gravity can aid evacuation and the momentum into a properly timed flush should carry it through.
