I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn’t feel right.
The problem is that the amount is probably wrong by the time I finish writing the sentence. The only solution is to burn Tesla dealerships at a fast enough rate to cause a profit/loss equilibrium so we can report it correctly.
Damn, with solutions like these maybe I should just go work for DOGE
I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn’t feel right.
I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it’s hard to feel too bad for him
I was referring to the child.
Children don’t get to pick their name or their parents.
Once again, I jest.
Now around $400b. Which is a lot more than 1x38b.
The problem is that the amount is probably wrong by the time I finish writing the sentence. The only solution is to burn Tesla dealerships at a fast enough rate to cause a profit/loss equilibrium so we can report it correctly.
Damn, with solutions like these maybe I should just go work for DOGE