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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 23 days ago

Crow joke here

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Crow joke here

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 23 days ago
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  • kindenough@kbin.earth
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    • Eat all the juveniles
    • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Crows are attentive parents and there is no indication or support of what you so slanderously insinuate.

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        Well I got bird house nests with blue tit juveniles on my balcony every year. They are very attentive at any chance eating them.

        • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          Oh yeah, they’ll eat other birds and chicks.

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            It is cawcaw season on my roof.

            • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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            They eat road-pizza squirrels as well. Although they’re scared shitless by the still-living ones.

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    • Be part of a murder
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      “There’s been a murder!”

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    Hold on iron-tight to every grudge.

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    - Gang up on hawks
    - Get chased away by solitary bluejays and squirrels

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    Turn up on mass when one is in trouble

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    • reward your slowly growing army of loyal followers with random trinkets of arbitrary and sentimental value
  • Variants of Concern@lemmy.one
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    I saw a crow this morning carry a French fry up to the roof then look at it for a bit and hopefully around listening for it’s buddies then it just flew off and let the fry roll into the gutter

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    • Destroy the eggs of every bird nest you can find so your crow family can be the only species of bird for miles.
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      It’s not quite as bad as you make it seem. Yes, crows prey on nests with eggs and young. They also prey on adult birds. As do most predators you can name: snakes, opossums, cats, etc etc.

      They themselves are prey, with only sbout half of all crows making it to adulthood. Rarely are they responsible for “wiping out” other species. They do it sometimes, rarely, but it is not more so than other predators

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        I’ll keep shooting them every season and they don’t have a bag limit after all. Fuck Corvids, they’re just as bad as cats for the environment.

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          Corvids are the environment.

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          I don’t know where you live but in California, the crows are native species.

          Edit: so if they eat a sparrow they’re defending the environment

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            all my homies hate sparrows

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