no way it’s a face. if leto is involved, he’s maxwell.

was my response but since you thought it first i thought you’d like to share

No, persnicks. You know how you’re behaving.

my wife and i only have one car because y’know poverty and i drive her to and from work once or twice a week because it’s nice. we’re going to start calling any pedestrian children Geese now because of you I love it.

bring me coffee and all is forgiven

reread the comment i replied to because you don’t seem to have understood my question.

honestly i only see dawn from the wrong end these days. sleep deprivation sucks

That sounds like the talk of a morning person. Bastard. Where’d you find them?

Just change your circadian rhythms to match morning people’s. Also do cocaine

Because a single news story about a single child being hit by a car on the walk to school was blown out of proportion and played on everyone’s fears. Kids don’t walk to school anymore.

Arizona is used to it. When I drove through in July I swear the sun es already high at 4

I’m sure everyone’s bosses will be accommodating

Intentionally, to bother people who are persnicks about it

No! Split the difference the other way! Make us jump two hours! Show us all how detrimental daylight savings is! Burn motherfucking greenwich to the ground! Or at least let me get some sleep!

i could see ending a bullet point with a semicolon if you were turning a nested list into bullet points. by nested list, i mean something where you are using the semicolons as your larger dividers and your commas as your smaller dividers (eg: our favorite Normans: Norman, Ohio; Norman, Utah; Norman, Alberta; and Norman Johnson) normanly in that sitiation i’d pull the semicolon off the end, but that’s more of a taste decision. brevity. blah blah blah. the semicolon at the end, does it add to clarity or detract, or nothing at all? if detract or nothing, get rid of it.

and these are nice shoes too. has anyone ever noticed how nice these shoes are?

👉Bad Ideas👈

👉i have an idea
👉i think it’s a good idea
👉which mean’s it’s a bad idea
👉do you think
👉👈i mean really think
👈it’d be okay if we kissed
👈and i mean really kissed
👈with butt grabbies and everything
👈under the finger gun bullets list

*old lady falls*
you: HEY I’M WALKIN HERE

how is that different from just normal snearker lacing? i have one pair of “combat boots” looking things, it’s for a costume, and i just laced them like my sneakers. now you have me nervous.

with the costume (below) no one’s going to confuse it for neonazi, but sometimes i might want to wear them like, i don’t know, shoveling.