Dude I’ve seen shadow people out by Santa Cruz, CA and I was California sober back then

on top of a volcano. loser goes in. that would make Hephaestus happy

i am eager to see the new laser cooked burgers. whenever they invent them

i’m not sure how “[CW: gang rape] Western Media Won’t Call IDF Gang Rape What It Is” would be more effective than just leaving off the content warning. The warning is right there in the title.

the pandemic really fucked with my sense of time. the last week has taken a decade and the last decade feels present.

That looks delicious

disagree. we are part of nature.

i also approve of bodega cats

i miss having cars with roomy enough engine compartments i can work on them myself without a cherry picker, just a jack and some stands. if keeping more cats alive is the tradeoff, i’d say it’s more than fair.

not every human is down with kissing the homies, but every cat i’ve met is

i have been in a car that hit a cat (it was an accident) and there was a bump. it’s not like we flattened him completely. a human could probably determine there shouldn’t have been a bump based on the state of the surface they’re driving on. i’m not terribly familiar with the limitations of their software, but i’d think it lacks the “experience” to tell that kind of thing.

MORE TRAINS

i remember when i was out smoking pork butts with the stupid cat. i think she was inbred and had some issues. so i’m in a hammock and she was sitting there on the ground by me, almost loafing but her front paws out in front of her. a small rat ran right up on her paws, right below her mouth. she was all “wait, fuck!” and picked the rat up in her mouth, and she ran up to me so proud, but then she did not know what to do with it.

only time she caught anything larger than a cold. the doofus.

there are those newfangled ICE cars that turn off instead of idle. i don’t quite know how i feel.

am i allowed to recommend my favorite SF pizzeria (it’s the Deaf pizzeria)

we had one do it once. broke the poor baby’s hips. survived tho

coffee and breadsticks on my day off shuddup

Star Trek: The Final Front Ear