Because then you’ll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.
Christopher Beifong.
She is the one exception.
Got it. Toph is only an acceptable name if you’re prepared to rock it hard.
“There are some who call me… Tim.”
No joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!
But why not Richarizard
That would’ve been superior
Did you call him Swiss Chard?
I opted not to since I lived with him at the time
Sounds like a dick
Steve could go by Teve
Or Tephe.
I like to call my buddy Christopher ‘Topher’
I like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows
Toe fur
Thomas could go by Omas!
Cindy could be Indy
Michael can be Chael.
Hmm 🤔
Hiding their love of Lamp.
Mohamed Hamed
Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me ‘Ham’. Its extremely insensitive.
My dad has a friend named Timo (teemoe), it took us many years to find out his first name was actually just Timothy.
Omigod. That’s hilarious
I have often wondered this myself.
