will@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoInfrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1379arrow-down112
arrow-up1367arrow-down1external-linkInfrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comwill@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·13 days agoYou would if you don’t like surprises. Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·12 days agoHow would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·12 days agoThis is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.
You would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.