

Hooray! say the neigh-sayers.


Hooray! say the neigh-sayers.


To be fair, it might also be a horse. And that is pretty mind blowing.


It’s been proven with cat’s meows. Distinct among various regions. And, they’re based on how human babies cry in those regions IIRC.


Deep sea deathticle


These the same idiots that railed against paper straws?


To nobody’s surprise.


Time to make the chimichangas!
Nobody expects the Feline Inquisition!


Simulated intellect. The same way that big, fake boobs sell products to a particular demographic, so do fake, big brains appeal to another.


Ba dum-dum, tissss


It’s never too late for a retroactive abortion.


Pin the tail on the Donnie


Make your own opening elsewhere on the package.


Life, uh, finds a way.
Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?
Trump never paid to have a garbanzo on his chest.