Iamsqueegee

These the same idiots that railed against paper straws?

To nobody’s surprise.

Time to make the chimichangas!

Nobody expects the Feline Inquisition!

Simulated intellect. The same way that big, fake boobs sell products to a particular demographic, so do fake, big brains appeal to another.

Ba dum-dum, tissss

It’s never too late for a retroactive abortion.

See Golgafrincham

See Golgafrincham

Pin the tail on the Donnie

Make your own opening elsewhere on the package.

Read it… dryly.

The Call of the Wild

Life, uh, finds a way.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

There was a rumor many, many years ago of Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2

Not poetic I reckon, but I like that effective has two Fs and defective only has one. That missing F makes something not work. So, in essence, sometimes, to give an F can help make something work.

I think Sense8 wrapped up okay. It was a movie length episode but it felt honest and closed it up.

OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Or,

OhOhOhObi-Wan

Y’all already lay in bed awake at night thinking about that cringy thing you did when you were in middle school. Yeah, that thing. Y’all want lifetimes of that?