• Gork@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    “I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

    Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

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      1 month ago

      Then you’ll get 4kg ankle monitor with 200$ deposit, which you’ll never get back, even if you return it. Complaints will be handled by spending undetermined time in a government “resort” with fun quarry themed activities.

      Ruskies have this all this figured out.

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      1 month ago

      Surely the pro play would be simply not to go to Russia in the first place. Thinking about it that was always the pro play.