Durian@lemmy.cafe to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-224 days agoWhy do some people say "I wouldn't want a government to dictate what I eat"? This would mean they'd be against food safety regulations, would it not? Context was the idea of a government banning meatmessage-squaremessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1161arrow-down123file-text
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareWhy do some people say "I wouldn't want a government to dictate what I eat"? This would mean they'd be against food safety regulations, would it not? Context was the idea of a government banning meatDurian@lemmy.cafe to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-224 days agomessage-square91fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down16·24 days agoOrrrrrrrr, and hear me out… We thin the herd. We sell products that if you spend any time paying attention, you know NOT to buy. “Delicious home baked cyanide cookies! Just like grandma used to bake! That one time…” And then? If you eat those cookies, that’s on you. Although, this bakery would have an uphill battle maintaining a regular customer base.
minus-squareoo1@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·24 days agoThat’s alright, when the 100% chalk contraceptive pill and the polyethylene ‘super sensitive’ condom hit the market I think they’ll do ok.
minus-squareGold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·24 days agoim not sure if this is satire or not?
Orrrrrrrr, and hear me out…
We thin the herd. We sell products that if you spend any time paying attention, you know NOT to buy.
“Delicious home baked cyanide cookies! Just like grandma used to bake! That one time…”
And then? If you eat those cookies, that’s on you.
Although, this bakery would have an uphill battle maintaining a regular customer base.
That’s alright, when the 100% chalk contraceptive pill and the polyethylene ‘super sensitive’ condom hit the market I think they’ll do ok.
im not sure if this is satire or not?