exploiting slave labor so you can prove how patriotic you are, just like jesus would do. we’ll take coffee from the 3rd world, but not the people who live there
-GOP
I mean, Bolivia has a socialist President, so chances are the workers aren’t actually as exploited as they could be elsewhere.
Not sure how that limits exploitation.
Standing for something sounds woke. I don’t buy this coffee.
anti-woke woke mind virus.
“This isn’t your latte-sipping liberal twig boy coffee. This is an anti WOKE blend grown and harvested in non-free trade prison plantations using pesticides banned by the Geneva convention and common human decency for that delicious taste of freedom. These beans are carefully grown by kidnapped indigenous children under gunpoint of the watchful eye of the revolutionary guerilla army deep in the jungles of Bolivia. Artisanal roasters working for just 20 cents a day create a flavor profile that’s more bitter than the pain of their existence. Try 1775 today and show those libs that you’re not just a piece of shit with poor taste, you’re a Trump-loving conservative. For a limited time for every bag you purchase, we’ll donate 25 cents to the Israeli Defense fund Bombs for Kids. Order now!”
Add me something about a Nazi scientist that fled dub dub 2 and has been experimenting with said children and we’re in biznus.
That is amazing and so well done! If you aren’t already some sort of writer, you should give it a go. I’d read your articles.
Thanks, I just read a lot and write up whenever the inspiration strikes. This time it happened when I was groggy after sleeping like 5 hours lol.
For real renegades who love their president, their landlord and the police.
Woke-free and rich from the mountains of Bolivia
You mean, you are rich from endorsing the harvesting of coffee from underpaid Bolivian farmers who work 16 hours a day?
Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee
From the Hills
Of Colombia?
The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of blackened blood
(Dying, dying)
You’re dying for a cup
Guatemala blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Dying, dying)
You’re dying for a cup
Prepare for ultimate flavor
You’re gonna get some now
And scream… for your cream
Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills CoffeeThis thread is now a Playlist about coffee
“hits harder than trumps tariffs” is a phrase I’m really getting sick of.
My wife watches shorts all the time and I keep hearing people saying that in them.
How else am I supposed to tell everyone that my coffee’s flavor will destroy the global economy?
lol (loss of a loved one)
Jesus H. Christ, I thought this coffee was satire. I need some eyebleach.
Trump merchandise is insane.
If this is serious i’d be okay if the simulation suddenly stopped right now. And i’m afraid you are serious. At this point it just stops making sense to me.
Someone needs to go on a quest to find the big red button…
The look on the woman is what I imagine you do when just had a sip of this coffee.
