Communism threatens capital. Fascism mostly does not.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is better than Hamlet. Sure, it had the benefit of an extra couple of centuries of progress in art, but I think it still counts.

Now there’s one agency I’m OK with Elmo burning to the ground. Maybe we can get him into the DoD and DHS next.

“Still breathing”

“I’m here, aren’t I?” (usually used at work)

Well South Africa outlawed apartheid, so they probably don’t want him back. Maybe Israel would take him?