inserts ID card:

Bunny ears, Jar, Pill, Heart.

Door Opens

That’s actually the one I own! It’s a blast and full of little D&D references, but you don’t have to know anything about D&D to play.

Violence is the universal form of communication.

Ever played one of the “Betrayal at _________” boardgames?

If not, you should!

You can only call it a drone if it’s from the Droné region of France.

This is just a sparkling quadcopter.

Onions, mushrooms, & mustard…

Sounds like my Philly steak order

Ohhh, no… I remember last time…

Apply directly to the buttocks!

There’s no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could Yodel!

Wow, I’ve heard both of these with different punchlines:

• Lettuce out, it’s cold in here!

• Because it didn’t have the guts.

You’re lucky!

I once had one with a movement of 80 that could only cast Haste on herself, then forget she cast it and slam into Everything at high speed.

I was always partial to “Chill”

Should have bought her a chocolate bar, too

Time traveler making sure his changes stuck.

The other timeline is… not so good.

The spoiler tag doesn’t work either, lol

A 3d printed dock with a nub underneath, so you just push the whole thing down and it hits the button.

I was there for 10 years myself and I fully agree. I think peak Reddit was during the age of the novelty accounts; it still felt new & fun, like you were a part of something no one knew about, even though everybody knew about it.

The Secret of Nimh is one of my favorite movies.