Cthulhu curse?
That’s assuming far too much active interest on Dread Cthulhu’s part in what happens to this insect.
That’s my best guess
Your best guess is the very obvious conclusion of a joke and then replying to someone just saying that? You’re not wrong, it’s just weird and very dumb to think “yeah, I’ll reply with this”.
More weird and dumb than your unnecessary toxic comment?
The cult has discovered your lineage, they’re attempting to bring you “home”. They’re trying not to tip you off by sort of complying with your requests. The taxi is being driven by a deep one, or someone who is close to transforming.
My favorite Cthulhu aphorism related to the mythos was:
No lives matter, and that’s a fact.
At first I thought someone tried to get you to carry their elicit drugs to another country for them
Now I’m just confused.
Drug smugglers have figured out ways to not only hide drugs inside statues, but to actually make drugs INTO statues. I remember reading about some Columbian drug gang that figured out a way to embed cocaine in a plastic in a manner that could be chemically separated once smuggled across the border. They were sending shipments of religious statues made out of cocaine. So I suppose that Cthulu statue could actually be 30% coke.
Most probably some Lovecraftian horror story / character reference.
Cthulhu is just tryin to get away from Brazil and will need the OOP
Now I want that. No, now I NEED that.
Fake, there is no mention of the race of the guy with the statue or the taxi driver.
Roll Navigate I guess?
