Man, you don’t get off that easy in modern first world farming, much less pre-modern subsistence farming.

People don’t live in houses made out of literal shit because they’re too busy inventing the jig three days of the week; nor do they starve and freeze for lack of material goods because they’re just too lazy to go out and forage in their abundant spare time; nor do they cultivate extensive ectoparasite infestations because that’s the latest fashion. Subsistence farmers don’t work 'round the clock only because there is no fucking clock; people work from sunup to sundown, and often longer.

Is it not braindead to share pop culture myths that can be disproven by a single google search, or am I fucking condemned to forever see this shite along with such luminaries as “We only use 10% of our brain” and “Before Christopher Columbus, people thought the earth was flat”?

Fuck’s sake, not this braindead take again.

See, now THIS is inaccurate.

Relaxation hadn’t been invented at the time

This is what I mean when I talk about how no amount of suffering will turn people to our side.

Suffering will not cure these fuckwits.

Yeah, if a siren texted me this I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t accept tbh

She can make me worse dead

Sirens were ancient creatures of mythology who sang to passing ships, inducing those onboard to throw themselves into the sea.

Just a joke about how content creation is sometimes seen as juvenile, especially for men.

Definitely mugging for the audience

… yes, labor is generally a pretty key piece of economic activity. There’s extensive archeological evidence about the processes of Ancient Egyptian economics, including discussions of obligation, payment, negotiation, etc.

I haven’t seen a Pixar movie in forever, but if they don’t…

Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!

Not necessarily. Most people would have been nominally free, and most economic activity would have come from them.

Seggs

The intro to Pixar animated movies includes a lamp jumping on the I in ‘Pixar’, which can be interpreted, in this case, as one of several sexual acts.

Bad area, ceiling leaks, noise all night from the railyard, recent mouse infestation despite two visits from an exterminator, pipes intermittently stop working, pretty sure something is fucked with the electric bill, rent just went up 100$. And it’s still one of the cheapest places I can find.

I’m fucking living in it. God bless America.

But what if the warrant was illegally issued, and so the vampire didn’t have actual permission to enter? Hmmmm.

Vampires make better cops than real ones?!

But what if I trust the vampire cop more than the cop? At least the vampire cop admits he’s a bloodsucker.

Age - I think they’re all Final Fantasy characters. Knight on the far right is Steiner from FF9

Sit your ASS down and drink your GODDAMN TEA!