Trump: China you gotta do something! You are, after all, my best friend.

  • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Fucking-A… How mentally challenged is the US to ask this of the country they declared a trade war against???

    Trump’s Art of the Deal involves lots of getting on his knees.

  • PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social
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    2 days ago

    Hilarious.

    Trump attacks Iran

    Iran shuts down oil

    Markets crash

    Who could have predicted this?

    Anyone interested in stealing from YOUR retirement account through market manipulation

    This is all part of the plan of men smarter than the pissbag

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      2 days ago

      they are trying to crash everything. they will be dead within the next year or so and do not want us to live either.

  • teft@lemmy.world
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    If I were China I would tell him to pound sand since he’s been being bellicose about china in the panama canal. Also they’re friendly with Iran so Iran could just let chinese flagged ships through and attack anyone else.

    Maybe marco should have tried harder to convince mushroom dick into not joining a fucking war just because bibi asked him to.