“I’ve got to get Israel to calm down now,” Trump said as he left the White House. “Israel, as soon as we made the deal, they came out and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I’ve never seen before, the biggest load that we’ve seen. They’ve been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”

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    ‘never seen before’. TFG talks in superlatives with a bare minimum of cognitive ability.

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    “Master Negotiator” right there, folks! Gaze upon the Art of the Deal, and weep tears of inadequacy.

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    Who knew 2000 year conflict in middle wast just needed the antichrist to tell them to stop…

    The Bible seemed to.really wiff on that part of things

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    LATEST DEVELOPMENTS:

    • Iran president hails ‘great victory’
    • Israel’s military chief says it is refocusing on the war against Palestinian Hamas militants in Gaza

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    “The biggest load that we’ve seen.”

    Joking aside fuck Trump and fuck Israel. As someone prone to speaking in hyperbolic speech, I’m tired of hyperbole.

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    Trump is flabbergasted that Israel did the same shit we did over the weekend, after Trump started talking about regime change.

    Watch as Trump now spends the next 3 years bending over for Netanyahu just like he did for Putin.

    Weak.

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      I’m still trying to figure out how he will bow down to Israel and a Russian backed Iran. How does he not piss off his handlers for either country.

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    I believe this is the harshest criticism that any sitting US president had made of israel since Clinton’s private

    who’s the fucking superpower here

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    Stop the war. No more bombs.

    Oh, sorry, there should have been some punctuation in there.

    Stop the war? No, more bombs!

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    "They’ve been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”

    I honestly to goodness can’t think of the last time I heard Trump drop an F bomb. I think he’s actually rather cross with them

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      I honestly to goodness can’t think of the last time I heard Trump drop an F bomb.

      I got some O’Reilly vibes too.

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    “… they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”

    He always was a master of projection.

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    Remember when Israel kept yanking the football away from the Biden administration every time that Biden announced new Gaza ceasefire talks? At this point, you’d have to be a fucking fool to believe a word that slithers out of Nettanyahu’s head. Israel is working damn hard on burning as much political capital as it possibly can as fast as it can. Of course, they’re not doing it to do something cool like fighting climate change or build a moon base, it’s simply to murder as many people as they can as fast as they can.