I saw this truck today, but didn’t have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don’t take breaks.
The “P” stands for “Parked in the Middle of Our Street.”
No, it stands for the bottles the workers have to hide, and probably throw in your street.
No, it stands for what I said!
Nuh uh!
In the bike lane*
isn’t that also where USPS parks?
Ohhh ho, in the middle of
…ing in bottles while driving.
(There are even reports of shitting into plastic bags)
For those who haven’t already watched this, they managed to get Amazon driver wee to be an Amazon bestseller. There are chapter markers if you just want that part:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GdHYM7QT9kw
(Been boycotting Amazon since winter 2020 and I don’t miss it one bit.)
Looks legit and awesome.
Amazon can go fuck off, as far as I am concerned. Cancelled my account around 2007, when knowing about their shitty practices towards their workers.
Yes I’d like it delivered as soon as prime.
What?
ASAP is Apple Sauce Ass Poop
Yeah their marketing has been kinda insane lately. Saw a box that said
I'm empty without youon it. Like YIKES, way to make me not want to use your serviceYou don’t want to be with someone that clingy and desperate. You should break up with Prime. Don’t lead them on.
but all the red flags complement their dress
It all reads like AI trying to be funny and quirky when in reality it just comes across as dumb, unintelligent and pathetically stupid.
Pee, in a bottle, on your 30 second break.
The p stands for peanits
The “P” stands for “U” of course.
We’re holding your shit hostage. You can have it as soon as you subscribe to Prime.
pp
