Oh yeah? Well that lady at the bus stop says I’m handsome.

When will they read them?

…

Oh. It’s Trump’s fault. Cool cool.

Wait. That comes from a song?

Agreed. The government can barely run itself.

Your throwing stick trick has boomeranged on us!

Why?

Again?

STFU. This is a global issue.

Who needs excuses when there’s all those reasons. Right?

Context?

It’s the crossing guard. They’re beloved and allowed.

But yeah. Boo! They suck!

Catskill Mountains

Only if it’s successful.

Ohhhhhhh.

Have you never been to New York City where this story takes place?

Wow! What a slamn

Tell me you’re an embryo incapable of understanding consequences, etc.

Zing!

Give them the guillotine like the people breaking laws you agree with!

Especially in New York City! How would you ever get anywhere on time without a car in New York City?!

What other kinds of pussy are there?

Tokyo drift around in circles while fliffing out Benjamins.