Can I choose cabin in the woods instead?
How can you stand 30 minutes of work?
We don’t know if it was all at once or spread over 3 years.
To a remote island.
If you disappear on a remote island, you get a Wilson and lose a few teeth, along with most of your marbles.
If you run away to an island after only half an hour of work … I don’t think you’ll be spending 30 years there … you’ll be spending the rest of your life there
That’s the plan. Who even has 30 years left anyways?
Even if you have 30 years of life left, I don’t think the average person (including me) could survive 30 days in a deserted island. Which means you would spend the rest of your life there.
I wish I had the balls for credit card fraud. I promise I wouldn’t buy bullshit yachts or fancy mansions.
No, no, of course not. Just sensible yachts and mansions.
Practical austentation is the mark of true class.
The most somber and trustworthy yachts and mansions.
Unless you’re a teacher. Then pls don’t.
Why aren’t teachers allowed to disappear? I imagine being a teacher in today’s society seems pretty pointless anyway.
Almost as pointless as being a soldier in early 1940’s France.
Sounds like rich privilege. I can’t see anything else in this meme.
… you can’t see the massive exaggeration for the sake of being funny?
Not really, no.
I like levity but I really don’t see it here. But you do you boo
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