PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前THE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAINlemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1588arrow-down112
arrow-up1576arrow-down1imageTHE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAINlemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前message-square42fedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down7·4 个月前Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·4 个月前Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·4 个月前You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·4 个月前Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 个月前I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand. And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 个月前You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 个月前NGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·4 个月前Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
Snuffle be with you.
You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
NGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
[pug noise]
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
What if my kids are not female?
Then check for spandex.