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minus-squarealienzx@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·13 days agoYou work somewhere where the tests don’t always fail???
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up56·13 days agoHa, losers - tests can’t fail if you don’t have any tests.
minus-squareObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-213 days agoWhy write tests when you should be writing more features the business needs now but will never use?
minus-squareAuth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoa bug? No problem we will just fix it in the next release. loop for eternity.
minus-squarepaequ2@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up19·13 days agoHave you tried rerunning them all day until they pass? 😄
minus-squareJupdown@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·13 days agoWould you look at that - the pipeline is green now! Quick everybody, merge your stuff while it’s stable (/s) (sadly a true story tho)
minus-squarecarrylex@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-213 days agoYou just guessed my job lol
You work somewhere where the tests don’t always fail???
Ha, losers - tests can’t fail if you don’t have any tests.
Why write tests when you should be writing more features the business needs now but will never use?
a bug? No problem we will just fix it in the next release. loop for eternity.
Have you tried rerunning them all day until they pass? 😄
Would you look at that - the pipeline is green now! Quick everybody, merge your stuff while it’s stable (/s) (sadly a true story tho)
You just guessed my job lol