I’m no shaman, but I suspect if we sacrifice enough CEOs, Mother Earth will ease up on the climate change.
You’d need to drastically up the pace.
Anyone got Luigi on speed dial?
What’s the orcas one?
Orcas have been attacking and sinking yachts. Apparently, CEO Marcus Hale (crypto bro) was sailing off the coast of Portugal last October when his yacht was attacked by orcas. He drowned. Here’s the only article I can find that’s not a video or twitter post: https://www.bitrue.com/blog/marcus-hale-crypto-ceo-death
I can’t find a more reputable link, so can’t vouch for the veracity of this. The orcas have been revolting for a few years, though.
Lmao I hadn’t heard about that one. I will continue cheering for the Orcas.
Same. If arrogant bastards were doing donuts in my garden, keeping me up at all hours, throwing their rubbish everywhere, and scaring away my food, I’d start sabotaging them, too.
Orcas have yet to kill anyone on purpose, and this dipshit was likely collateral damage to them, but if they literally start eating people I’d say they deserve it. Team Orca.
*Wild orcas are not known to have killed a human on purpose. Captive orcas seem to have killed on purpose.
Rightfully so. No one should keep an orca in captivity. We are fucking savages
You’re right, and who can blame them. We’ve treated them poorly.
(I was thinking about one instance, but there have been several, you’re right.)
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search for the ‘2020 orca wars’
Thanks, I thought that was mostly refugee boats getting capsized which didn’t seem to fit
Now that’s a tradition I can get behind
Who’s the upper right guy? Looks familiar but I’ve already forgotten who he is/was
Luigi Mangione, accused killer of the CEO of United Health.
Thank you
Isn’t winter Luigi time?
Who’s the first one? Did I miss something?
Yes you did. A CEO was caught on a kiss cam while having an affair with his HR chief. They did not play it off well, and it got a lot of attention.
That’s all good, I guess, but I was hoping for another dead one.
He was only dead inside.
Still not dead enough.
