• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    thank you for telling Americans how they are being Americans wrong from the comfort of your own country.

    it swells my heart with pride knowing that a Frenchman is telling my countrymen how to be more American by assassinating their leaders. going as far as glorifying the assassination of one of our most beloved leaders as a blueprint.

    we will gladly risk life imprisonment at a darksite in a tiny windowless cell, where we will never see our families or loved ones again. All because YOU said we should do it.

    we will risk death so that you can go back to feeling slightly less inconvenienced in your country, France.

    can you please forgive us lowly peasants for ever questioning you?

    suck my dick

    it’s fucking hilarious that of all the Europeans to come this hard at Americans, it’s the fucking French. leave it to the Frenchman to tell someone else to die for a cause they don’t have a cause in. no fear of death, nor retribution, nor punishment.

    will you open your country to my family after the deed is done? I will most likely parish, and my family would be hunted down and killed like animals, if not by the government then by the fanatics. would you risk an open war with America and fight for the protection of my loved ones? Would you feed them, clothe them. Would you allow your countrymen to die for them? would YOU die for them?

    I didn’t think so.

    Ceux qui croient à des absurdités commettront des atrocités.

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      9 days ago

      As an American: you should shut the fuck up with the French stereotypes. Using those tropes and stereotypes as a serious insult or attack only serves to prove your own (stereotypically American) deep ignorance of French history and culture.

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        9 days ago

        I wasn’t using stereotypes. I was using historical references to how the French refused to aid America in the revolutionary war unless they directly gained from it.

        I was also alluding to how the French aristocracy used to starve the peasants and overindulge.